"I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”"
- Aziz Ansari (via bohemianspirit)
(Source: chagak, via n-y-c-dreamer)
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
"We all love someone way too fucking much."
- (via alterred)
(Source: hazelhirao, via shithappens-but-lifeegoeson)